Free download "Ben Brode is compensating with a GIANT Commander! | Ep 37 feat Joey Schultz | Magic the Gathering" (54:38) (2024)

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K9 okay I'm going to uh tragic slip uh

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shirou really shirou really it's tragic

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it was

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tragic oh this is this is very awkward

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heart rate I warned you not to turn on

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up goodness I'm I'm Ben bro uh

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Lord Commander at home main stay and

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true it is true today I'm

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overcompensating yes I'm playing giant

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commander and foram mundar and the

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reason I'm overcompensating what I'm

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overcompensating for is I'm playing I'm

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playing the

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smallest I there's no deck box that

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would fit this deck I had to custom

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build this this deck box here I can we

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just appreciate real quick the decoy of

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him setting up his regular size deck

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boxes on the side there what did

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you so this this is this is uh these are

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magag wizard the coast made these like

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little Mantic Gathering uh things they

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sold in Target and I bought them all and

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combined them into a commander deck so

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are you looking through my deck before

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the game begins that's I'm you're going

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to

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shuffle Benjamin Sarah Jessica Parker

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bro this deck is I had to buy a sleeves

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for for postage

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stamps yes

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tole I literally don't care what happens

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anymore this is incredible I got to say

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the deck itself uh problem shuffling

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there bud yeah I have tiny hands no no

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no no no this is part of it this is part

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of the what I signed up for part of the

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experience to master this in case I play

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a tutor we have to enjoy the minute

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details uh okay okay and I like I would

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like to apologize to all the viewers who

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won't be able to read my

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card about you guys I was going

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to yeah if she puts up

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tiny tiny

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versions okay well I am uh I'm excited

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to see you do uh so it's little little

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fraxy thing yeah I mean listen uh the de

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building restrictions were severe they

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whatever they had out of these these

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decks and they weren't Commander decks

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toer they were whatever you could fit

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in just what's getting me is that he's

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not doing like this like normal sit

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T punch down fully a 6'4 man just me

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like well that that is a hard act to

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follow but uh what do you play what do

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you do I'm Joey I'm from EDH you can

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find the EDH podcast on YouTube our show

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is all about data and D bad jokes and

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I'm playing also a deck with a a bit of

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a restriction say a bit of a restriction

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I'm playing my commander commander deck

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I know the commanders look scary every

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card in the deck has to refer to a

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commander it has to say the word

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commander on it that's the reaction I

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wanted to see

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on that's why I didn't tell you before

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that right there wow I love it so like

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lieutenants familiars backgrounds a

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bunch that does apply to my lands as

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well so all my non-basic lands have to

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refer to a commander for them to so

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there's like there's like three or

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command yeah there's I think there's

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like four uh there's like command Tower

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which is the best land in my day by a

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lot and then it's like study hall and

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opal Palace and like PA of ancestry war

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room was one too war room does refer to

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a commanders I could play it but I don't

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want to pay four life to draw a card in

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this deck fair enough and also like

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color fixing is so hard with four colors

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when I'm just playing regular Basics

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four non-basic lands maybe five not a

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lot of tutors referring to Commander no

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not a whole bunch of them but it's

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really fun basically yeah backgrounds

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with two commanders are really really

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fly so we love a restriction that makes

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this creative exactly and also know that

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playing against Ben um this is my most

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Commander damage deck so son of a [__]

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sorry what's in the allowed list

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literally anything

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[__] so I knew Ben was coming back

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tool so I'm playing Merkel Lord of Bones

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if Ben really wanted to play without

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Commander damage I'd be okay with that

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what does that mean she she just intends

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to make it impossible to kill her bones

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bones bones bones well then I want you

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to do some work here honestly I love

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that I'm I'm I'm

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wait I can't handle this this is going

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to be the longest intro we've ever had

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just because we can't stop dealing with

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this a great

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hand I am also playing a themed deck uh

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no I'm sorry I'm sorry yes yes

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my life is purpose and meaning

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beautiful thank

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you never have I seen it

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better uh well my Beating Heart I am I

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am also playing a themed deck uh at long

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last Wizards has made a a deck that cars

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about dogs that isn't dogs and cats but

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it's B this is it is it is I wish it was

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Nia we'll get there eventually

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Gavin Gavin DAV gav it was kind of funny

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because Olivia and I had been talking

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about how there really needs to be you

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know just a dog commander deck like and

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not one that's just like all dogs get

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plus one plus one not a dog Lord a dog

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car about that cares about dog you know

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a commander that you want to play a

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bunch of dogs with right and not not

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dogs and cats cu the only one that

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existed before this was R and you know

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Olivia Tex G was like Hey Brian's mad

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that there's no dog Commander he says

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he'll design it for you if you really

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need him to and he was like oh yeah we

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should really do that with this like

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coming out very soon couple yeah but

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yeah this is basically B dogs it has

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lots of uh of you know Old School uh

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just basically every dog and all the

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dogs it has it has Shiro alars in it

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it's a good place to

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play I hope they come up in this game so

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yeah we're going to make some dogs I

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guess we should roll yes let us roll

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grab the giant D you can grab the large

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ABS the appropriate die for your deck

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yeah yeah it's the overc competation I'm

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actually afraid of rolling it in that

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direction he's got he's got arms don't

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hurt my roll it at me that was I was

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like a week didn't I'm trying to be

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gentle like if it flies over there and

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knocks his entire deck onto the high

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that was all right what do I get upside

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interference what do you mean was no no

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the roll stands I didn't say it didn't

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stand

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all big roll for a little

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day seven nice all right give it all

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right we're rolling off roll off roll

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off here we

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go 11 11 above average all right

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[Laughter]

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all right I cannot deal with this untap

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upkeep

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draw careful we're going to begin here

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with a swamp your

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turn I'm so happy I get to be a part of

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this uh I will play a tapped breeding

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way this is actually this is going to be

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helpful I think this is good this is

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great Bountiful prominade does anybody

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want to concede no before it will come

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in untapped then

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okay so legit imate question oh yeah

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Johnny's welcome past the turn terrific

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a creature ETV is under my control one

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life oh I'm going to draw I'm going to

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play one of the best lands in my deck

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which is a pth ancestry which does tap

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for any color in my Commander's color

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identity let me scry already off to a

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great start I will play an

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island I pass it it's a hell of a day to

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have a strong prescription hard

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thing I will play a slim pedal Grove

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baby I will play a Talisman of

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progress I will use Talis no no no no I

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will

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the

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wow yeah yeah that's a

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remand well I'm

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done I just going to play a dog that

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just wins right like I didn't know that

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we were playing with Petty Lael over

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here my body it hurts Overgrown Tomb

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thought you're supposed to gain

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life I'll play an Essence Warden and

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gain one and then I'll play a soul

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Warden one yes G two from that one she

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gaining uh my commander makes Tok so I

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have concerns but command the one time

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where it might matter in the 1,000 games

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that's the point hey Ben do you just

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want make your own format since all rule

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sets are arbitrary I feel the need to

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point out to you like I so I play with

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my family like my mom and I learned how

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to play Magic together yeah she

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exclusively plays Commander damage decks

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because my stepdad plays Life game

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Commander damage is a part of every game

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I play at Thanksgiving it's a family

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tradition it really do you want to take

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away from

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family look I I didn't play that way

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okay we are playing a forest it does

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come from a commander Legend set so I

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hope like oh very clever I'm trying my

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best with the basics okay there's only

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so many l ofite commander on them also

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I'll play one of the only ramp sources

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in my deck which is an Arcane sign

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correct so good I have this and

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Commander sphere and that's like it and

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it's there's a loop right there babe do

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you want me to go unmount my scope scope

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I have scope I do hand engraving so I

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can engrave on you know millimeter and

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smaller this is this is uh sufficient

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for my uh okay I'm going to what does

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this card do I've never seen this card

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he says referring to a card he put in

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his deck I mean look I built this deck

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as soon as I finished filming the last

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Commander so that I can be ready always

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got to one up myself okay I'm going to

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play halamar deps it enters Battlefield

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Taps I look at the top three cards and

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then put them back in any order

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[Laughter]

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go I try shuffling this may be the most

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powerful bit I've ever seen hold I'm I I

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got to try no no no no do it from the

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bottom okay no I I the rest of my deck

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is not oh you're trying to card flick

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not

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wait yeah yeah no no I I don't think

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this is going to work the sound of my

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nightmare you

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go your turn all right how many other

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small counter spells are there it's the

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it's with th in there yeah the FR in

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there kind of insane all right we will

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play a PLS in I'm going to try to play

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that talison of progress again I let it

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resolve okay but I will no in respon

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then I will play Shiro Yos shimaru wow

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buddy and then I will play K9 mark one

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wow look at this look at it's happening

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you get two life each I lose life for

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casting that off the Talisman and I got

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a counter Commander home Big D good and

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then I am done oh wait I I I have a

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response to um you playing K K9 okay I

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going to uh tragic slip uh shirou really

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Shiro really it's tragic it was

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tragic this is this is very awkward what

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are you doing

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I all right we expect did we expect that

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c never to get destroyed if that's the

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kind of person you are Ben

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bro oh my word I'm going to untap

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[Laughter]

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I didn't want it to keep getting bigger

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I he doesn't want things to be big he's

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got a tiny

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deck it makes him

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feel to last long enough to cast back

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here okay he got seven if you got a tiny

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deck you at least got to last a long

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time lord uh I'll just pass okay I'll

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untap I'll I'll I'll do the draw step

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part I think that was like Soul damage

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actually

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all right I'm playing another

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Forest he's even in the pose that he

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she's in the wall you

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know I'm playing the first Commander I'm

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playing T of the blood s when she hits

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people s uh I I make sapplings uh

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because of path of ancestry I will scry

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off of that I'm going to SC that to the

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bottom your turn yeah Mountain okay I'm

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going to play blazing

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Spectre got take anything he does

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seriously flying in haste and when he

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hits one of y'all you have to discard a

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card okay Olivia sure pick two and

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discard and you may go I will

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discard heartless summoning and did you

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take the two yes I will draw a

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card I will play a Spire of Industry I

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will

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play Sophia dogged detective uh which

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creates a tiny who is a tutu dog

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detective with trample I I like that

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it's called tiny yeah right tiny the

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going and then whenever a dog I control

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deals combat damage to a player I create

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a food and investigate and then I can

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also spend one to sacrifice an artifact

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token to put a plus counter on each dog

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I control oh all right so uh K9 is going

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to attack over here oh

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man and uh I will get a clue and a food

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oh you need a clue and food I got a clue

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of food here's a grilled cheese uhhuh

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o and then once I get my my tokens it's

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your turn yeah okay you're not using my

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grilled cheese I have R oh thank God

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there's my my Ramen food I will play a

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bright climb pathway so you had her come

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in and Tiny came in yes so you gain four

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yeah can't believe you got rid of Yoshi

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Maro man I it's already out of control I

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was like the a couple dogs moment of

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look guys yoshimar would only be 44

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right now it's fine I'm going to

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Authority the consoles oh everything

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well I'm just I'm helping slow down I'm

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not attacking anyone creatures com

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creatures come and tapped and uh every

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possible Souls hist Now Incredible I it

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was not a land heavy hand but it was a

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one one drop heavy hand so I just uh

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like we can't not I went for it yeah um

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all right I will be punished because

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there's I can't survive with fre Lance

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oh it's three land oh mhm I maybe I

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shouldn't have attacked you do you get a

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bonus or something for Lance no I just I

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feel bad for you yeah just the I yeah

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well you know what we're cool I I ain't

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swinging anywhere youny to me no I mean

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I was I was like uh me all right so I

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know what I'm doing about no no no I was

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look you I've only done one I've only

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done stuff here right I will continue

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yeah he's only bullied

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dogs it's clear I feel like we are

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friends the classic example of the kick

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the dog villain moment in a movie is

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exactly what's happening before my eyes

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and I got to resp guy he is the villain

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I ked the villain's dog but the

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villain's dog didn't deserve it

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I am going to cast the other Commander

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because I need to find lands um path of

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ancestry trigger I will scry she does

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ent T that's right that's right I need

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land that is not one yeah I'm feeling

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that too yeah yeah then I'll go to

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combat and justice for

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shirro yes i' like I'd like to attack

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you two damage oh it's two Commander

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damage I look you you make it I'm not I

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don't know how to use this so you do

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that track you want to do that you keep

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track right I will make two Sapp link

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from tana and then I will pay a life

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post combat to draw a card off Tim

00:20:05

Olivia is at 6 it's a land it's another

00:20:07

Forest but it's a land I will play it

00:20:10

and with that two Mana I will then cast

00:20:12

a Tome of Legends uh it enters the

00:20:13

battlefield with a page counter on it

00:20:15

whenever my commanders enter or attack

00:20:17

it gets more page counters I can pay one

00:20:18

and tap it to remove page counters to

00:20:20

draw cards cool all right I'll

00:20:24

you I I wish I these are I cannot

00:20:26

believe that this hand worked for me

00:20:28

yeah I wish I knew what kind of mass

00:20:30

removal there is in tiny cards like is

00:20:33

that is that is that something scal has

00:20:35

oh my I look up like scall tagger is

00:20:38

Tiny card is Tiny card oh no I'm playing

00:20:42

icy

00:20:43

manipulator okay and then Brian this guy

00:20:46

flies so I'm coming at you for two rude

00:20:49

can I can I see your eyes even if feel

00:20:51

he yes

00:20:53

yeah May icy icy manipulator hey I can't

00:20:57

believe that you're using damp

00:21:00

sleeves that is incredible smart it is

00:21:03

an opportunity genuinely impressed it is

00:21:05

a a new market opportunity for game gen

00:21:07

they don't quite they could be a little

00:21:09

thin I yeah they're they tighten they're

00:21:12

hard to shuffle because of that I was

00:21:13

trying yes oh maybe I'll do something

00:21:14

else in addition before I pass the turn

00:21:16

actually I have another I I'm going to

00:21:17

discard I'm going to discard a pack Le

00:21:18

you just keep keep hitting the dogs yeah

00:21:21

listen I'm leaning into it I'm going to

00:21:23

play chronomat you are having a hard time

00:21:25

reaching out pillow for dogs chronomat

00:21:28

is a 1 one and I could pay one to tap

00:21:30

him to put a p counter on him he does

00:21:32

come to play tap though cu no go ahead I

00:21:34

am going to forget that constantly oh I

00:21:36

know apologize no don't worry about it I

00:21:38

will too all right yeah we're just we're

00:21:39

just going to we're just going to send

00:21:40

it tiny and K9 and Sophia Justice for

00:21:46

shirou All what at what point have we

00:21:49

achieved Justice for shirou that's the

00:21:52

[Laughter]

00:21:54

important three of that is Commander

00:21:56

damage go ahead

00:22:00

I'm happy to take this up so I will make

00:22:02

two Clues and two food cuz I have two

00:22:04

dogs that each deal damage y y got to do

00:22:06

something about this I cannot be the

00:22:08

only one killing

00:22:10

dogs we must you you should be though I

00:22:13

was to hear we must B together and

00:22:17

together we can kill dogs what is the

00:22:19

way what if we just do a spay and neuter

00:22:21

program cetch and release Catch and

00:22:24

Release I like that better so now so

00:22:27

flagged by you

00:22:29

he's the one playing a do look all I did

00:22:31

was catch tragic slip and he made a

00:22:32

whole deal now now we have to lean in

00:22:36

all I am then going to destroy one of

00:22:39

his creatures and he D friend of the

00:22:41

forest so tokens I control have tap out

00:22:44

a green this is so bad you guys that's

00:22:46

very bad actually uh so yeah we will

00:22:48

play the fair's ageless Insight okay

00:22:50

it's a lot of cord dra so I will take

00:22:53

one tap two of these so uh whenever I

00:22:56

draw a card except for the first card I

00:22:57

draw in each my draw straps I draw two

00:22:59

cards instead uh and these are Clues so

00:23:02

okay how much Clues cost him two you

00:23:04

said you had Treasures this is these are

00:23:07

these are tapped food tap them there you

00:23:08

go yeah they were

00:23:11

briefly hey yo come on uh like a attack

00:23:17

come on you have no blockers uh I

00:23:21

currently have no no this is actually

00:23:23

very helpful for a strategy like mine

00:23:24

where I just need to like send creatures

00:23:25

forward at least least not letting him

00:23:27

instant

00:23:29

I see a person that I I want to attack I

00:23:31

just wanted to justice for sh I am I

00:23:34

cultivating oh God I'm so glad I did I'm

00:23:36

so glad I drew this holy cow oh you got

00:23:38

cultivate oh I'm so happy for you I know

00:23:41

I get to participate so Clues crucially

00:23:44

don't tap to sacrifice like Foods or

00:23:46

Treasures so you can tap the clues for

00:23:48

mana and use them to sacrifice

00:23:50

themselves this is this is an oversight

00:23:53

yeah we can't let him game Life

00:23:54

meanwhile Olivia is already casually at

00:23:55

66 I am also not doing anything not

00:23:58

attacking you I mean I I also each clue

00:24:01

draws me two cards which is the point of

00:24:03

that yeah no that's the actual thing I'm

00:24:04

afraid of yeah yeah you have

00:24:05

successfully engined and the other the

00:24:07

other this can sacrifice to put plus po

00:24:09

encounters on all my dogs uhuh I put

00:24:11

concern on the

00:24:12

deack I will Forest tapped and play a

00:24:15

Plains for turn yep and I will sit

00:24:17

quietly and await my inevitable death

00:24:19

you could attack him for for little with

00:24:21

the little soul wardens no one's going

00:24:23

to come at you you don't need to worry

00:24:24

about blockers he doesn't have upet I

00:24:26

guess he could come after you but I

00:24:27

think that's not going to that's worth

00:24:28

it I'll hit you for two minutes okay

00:24:31

it's a matter of principle tap

00:24:33

[Laughter]

00:24:37

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00:24:42

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00:24:44

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00:24:47

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00:24:49

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00:24:52

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00:24:54

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00:26:13

it ahead cool all right I would love for

00:26:17

lands to happen actually so let's pay a

00:26:20

mana and remove a counter from the T

00:26:22

Legends to draw a card please be please

00:26:24

no okay well

00:26:26

that's let's do the backgrounding uh oh

00:26:30

I keep thinking that Ben's not played

00:26:33

anything he has the equivalent of about

00:26:36

one card

00:26:38

in cardboard it's two you could probably

00:26:41

no no I think it's about one what is

00:26:43

what is the surface area of

00:26:45

this oh what what what the heck is it

00:26:47

going to play that completely threw me

00:26:49

uh all right I was thinking it's about

00:26:53

four per regular just yeah okay so it's

00:26:56

four cards so he's got two cards roughly

00:26:58

two cards all right I'm paying three I'm

00:27:00

going to play a background Master Chef

00:27:02

Commander creatures I own have this

00:27:04

creature enters with an extra plus en

00:27:05

counter and other creatures control

00:27:07

enter with an extra plus one counter I

00:27:08

have two commanders they both have that

00:27:10

ability so this is fun for me wow know

00:27:13

it's happening it's happening yeah you

00:27:14

get so many three three sapplings thou

00:27:17

Hast none blockers th has he has none

00:27:20

cool uh Brian we are going to send both

00:27:23

tana and timna and a sappling at you and

00:27:26

I'm going to hit you with just one extra

00:27:27

so I can draw an extra card off of oh

00:27:29

yeah please yes yes I am going to tap

00:27:31

two Clues so iFish and sacrifice uh one

00:27:35

of them okay we're going to tap

00:27:39

this sacrifice another clue draw two

00:27:42

cards

00:27:44

okay okay that's fine just take it I one

00:27:47

all right uh you'll end up taking five

00:27:49

total two from t two from timna I don't

00:27:52

know how you want to count that if you

00:27:53

even want to do I want to no will I sure

00:27:57

uh count it oh is it

00:28:00

painful is it difficult is it a waste

00:28:03

every I gain two but I'm going to pay

00:28:05

the two post combat but Tana is going to

00:28:07

make two sap saps you'll gain gain gain

00:28:10

I'm just going to sacrifice this now go

00:28:11

get my thing and life yes I've also got

00:28:14

two extra counters on the tumb of

00:28:15

Legends CU I attack two commanders and

00:28:17

these each have two plus one counters on

00:28:19

them because of my Master Chef stuff

00:28:21

then I'll pay the two life that I gained

00:28:22

from to draw to these are not lands what

00:28:25

is going on no been there yeah I'm going

00:28:28

dab it takes me a while I will have to

00:28:30

discard two hand size which gives me the

00:28:33

sadness uh discarding a will plus will

00:28:36

in a criminal past big sadness oh my God

00:28:40

you definitely need to announce when you

00:28:41

play land cuz it's hard to tell can see

00:28:43

yeah I I play a swamp yeah I'm going to

00:28:47

cast deep analysis okay Target player

00:28:49

draws two cards you're going to choose

00:28:51

me right I do not you've been targeting

00:28:52

me this whole

00:28:54

time fact that THX is just hanging in

00:28:56

there is just yeah makes me unbearably

00:28:59

happy uh Brian I will attack with

00:29:01

blazing Spectre everyone's bullying me

00:29:04

you have senior board I just have some

00:29:08

dogs I feel like that's not necessarily

00:29:10

an accurate reflection of your board

00:29:11

state but it's fine it never is I take

00:29:13

two great and discard please I will

00:29:16

discard Transcendent message I don't

00:29:18

think I need that many more cards always

00:29:20

a thing that you want to hear from yep

00:29:21

from Brian kler I think I've drawn

00:29:23

enough drop I will play kindred

00:29:28

Discovery uh I think I've drawn enough

00:29:31

I'll cast Discovery that's why I was

00:29:33

like I have Kinder Discovery so wow it's

00:29:36

more that I was like I don't need that

00:29:38

and Kinder

00:29:39

Discovery and this yeah just go to

00:29:41

combat and draw casual four cards why

00:29:43

won't I yeah I would like to attack ah

00:29:46

yes thank you for saying so I would like

00:29:48

to icy manipulator I think this guy

00:29:51

right well that isn't a dog all of my

00:29:52

legendary things have W one while this

00:29:54

is untapped so it'll cost you two Mana

00:29:56

if you want to tap any of them

00:30:00

you got the extra Mana I no I want to

00:30:01

use it to buff chronomage oh you're

00:30:03

right yeah yeah having a tutu will

00:30:05

definitely stop the onslaught he it will

00:30:07

actually stop this I can I can sack

00:30:09

tokens to give them plus encounters at

00:30:10

any

00:30:12

point all right well we're going to

00:30:14

we're going to tap this guy anyway okay

00:30:15

so it's two Mana he's a dog not a dog

00:30:18

Legendary creat Legendary I'm going to

00:30:20

tap this what they're all

00:30:25

legendary yes oh come on

00:30:28

luster Ben Road is my favorite all right

00:30:30

I will pay the one and you're saying I

00:30:33

should tap a dog well the dogs are what

00:30:35

get me the Kinder Discovery trigger and

00:30:36

the trigger I ta tiny my tiny

00:30:40

IC tiny maybe his name should be Mr tiny

00:30:43

so it's clear that he's legendary all

00:30:45

right go ahead and Ender your stupid

00:30:47

attack face I will go ahead and attack

00:30:52

oh you're you're all tapped out yeah

00:30:54

yeah all my graders are yeah okay I will

00:30:56

I will attack I will attack you totally

00:30:57

Mak sense so uh I get a Kinder Discovery

00:31:00

trigger so I draw two cards from K9

00:31:02

attacking and that's fa hell yeah so

00:31:05

yeah from that five me or four uh so it

00:31:08

is currently four damage let me see if I

00:31:09

want to do anything currently no I don't

00:31:12

I don't want to do anything you breaking

00:31:14

the fourth wall on his own he's just in

00:31:15

it just like currently it is four I can

00:31:19

at any point sack things to put tokens

00:31:20

on all my dogs yeah I know but you

00:31:22

strike fear Into the Heart of me when

00:31:25

you say words like Cur all right uh we

00:31:28

get a food to clue you know what you

00:31:30

know actually this is nice I I don't I

00:31:31

feel like I have plenty of space to play

00:31:33

my cards like he's he's running out of

00:31:35

room over there food World in front of

00:31:37

you you have an enormous board State

00:31:39

people don't really notice right I'm

00:31:41

going to cast chameleon Colossus which

00:31:42

is a weird looking dog

00:31:44

dog we will drop me two cards from

00:31:46

kinder

00:31:47

Discovery can't believe you're 75

00:31:49

already that's so amazing I was not

00:31:52

punished for keeping a very bad hand it

00:31:54

was this was too powerful you canot

00:31:57

right do I only uh I take one damage you

00:32:00

got to one Lander just because of these

00:32:02

I started with had a Shiro release the

00:32:06

dogs make four one one dogs that is

00:32:09

incredible which will draw me eight

00:32:11

cards that's my favorite one of the G me

00:32:12

12 life yeah I will draw eight cards

00:32:15

from none of this is good this is

00:32:18

absolutely ridiculous I'm

00:32:22

batt this one's mine this is get four if

00:32:25

it's on my board and three if it's on

00:32:26

anybody else I love it what is that oh

00:32:28

Kindred yeah okay yeah Kindred I I drew

00:32:30

a land I'm really happy thanks I didn't

00:32:33

last turn I appreciate you rubbing it in

00:32:35

uh so here's my dogs we have four of

00:32:38

them I don't have to remember authority

00:32:41

of the consoles if I'm not playing

00:32:42

anything

00:32:43

cu no I will play maybe that's what I

00:32:46

need to do to be better at Magic

00:32:50

ised Talisman of unity into avison's

00:32:54

Pilgrim taking one tapping this oh no uh

00:32:57

sorry yeah did I I was thinking I could

00:33:00

tap this I can't do that so we're just

00:33:01

playing this actually we won't play this

00:33:03

we will just play this and play the

00:33:04

avison's pilgrim and then I'm that to

00:33:06

discard and I'm done okay how many cards

00:33:08

did you draw on your turn I drew 11 12

00:33:10

13 cards that turn yeah I was just like

00:33:12

it's a it's A3 doesn't

00:33:15

right Kinder Discovery is not a may it

00:33:18

is not a may it is not a May force him

00:33:19

to have even more dogs yes oh he'll be

00:33:22

devastated yeah I know right best way to

00:33:25

go to be

00:33:26

honest guys have one def

00:33:29

right uh she is untapped jir is untapped

00:33:32

yes I will play an isolated Chapel it

00:33:34

will come in untapped because I have a

00:33:35

PLS and a swamp

00:33:37

Y and then I will pay for to play

00:33:41

Wilderness Reclamation y I will go to my

00:33:44

endep and I will untap my Lance and let

00:33:47

Joey have a go you got all kinds of

00:33:48

Lance we

00:33:51

untap I just need one

00:33:53

more my lands this is just ridiculous

00:33:56

all right we are going to remove move a

00:33:57

counter from the to of Legends thrown

00:34:00

out island island talsman of unity aor

00:34:02

signant and you got a grippy yep co co

00:34:04

also not a land but actually a very good

00:34:06

card I good I'm glad to hear that I'm

00:34:08

I'm I'm intrigued by this one do some

00:34:10

good cards here yeah Ryan's doing the

00:34:12

most but he's also paying the most for

00:34:14

it yeah I'm at 27 I'm getting you know

00:34:16

I'm just I'm just trying to play some

00:34:17

dogs man and for all the fun I'm having

00:34:20

I'm in no way shape or form immune to

00:34:22

death so Joey can basically gank me

00:34:24

anytime he pull back ground yeah yeah if

00:34:26

I get get the good backgr you get Giants

00:34:28

it's over yeah I wanted to play this the

00:34:30

thing I just drew but I think I end up

00:34:31

doing this instead to like actually try

00:34:33

and get any chance of like you having a

00:34:34

left total that is manageable 27 is not

00:34:37

very high it's not and I think I need to

00:34:39

like actually punish that as much as I

00:34:40

can because you drew 13 cards on your

00:34:43

there were a lot of cards the

00:34:45

combination of Kinder Discovery to

00:34:46

Fair's ageless Insight yeah you could

00:34:48

and release the hounds you could easily

00:34:50

knock someone out on your next turn so

00:34:51

like I I think I got to go for a little

00:34:53

bit more of a gas Bal moment here

00:34:55

tapping both of those for white and I'll

00:34:57

play Commander Insignia my creatures get

00:34:59

plus one plus one for each time I've

00:35:00

cast a commander from the command that's

00:35:02

ni so all your cre have plus two plus

00:35:04

they have plus two plus two I'd like to

00:35:05

go to combat

00:35:07

yeah I thinkle coming Brian but I would

00:35:10

like to actually draw extra cards make

00:35:12

it happen it is it cool with you if I

00:35:14

send one sapping at you to draw one

00:35:15

extra card yeah of course cool all right

00:35:17

cool I will send one sappling at you

00:35:19

people can't say I was the one mad at

00:35:21

Brian and instigating I didn't do

00:35:22

anything send one more him to draw even

00:35:23

more no I there's a considered effort

00:35:25

that needs to happen here the rest are

00:35:28

so how much total powering creatures is

00:35:30

currently attacking me 21 that's so mnny

00:35:34

I'm hoping that that number goes much

00:35:35

lower so that I don't want to block with

00:35:36

jira

00:35:38

either and thr some

00:35:41

under Cass next if I have a

00:35:45

land I imagine there's not that many

00:35:47

spells in the mini deck so you probably

00:35:49

have a land yeah I'll I'll take 21

00:35:52

you'll just casually take in the 21 yes

00:35:55

knows he must block fim yeah oh thrax

00:35:59

math all right cool th math thra yeah

00:36:02

he's doing the math on the thra th math

00:36:03

cool I will gain four off of the timna 1

00:36:05

2 3 four but then I will pay two because

00:36:07

I hit two players to draw two cards post

00:36:09

combat but I'm also going to make four

00:36:11

sapplings which both get plus one plus

00:36:13

one counters on them from the Master

00:36:15

Chief and you will gain a truly Bonkers

00:36:17

number of the life point I'm at 99 so

00:36:20

I'm just going to I make full going to

00:36:21

talk

00:36:23

here cast a creature coward I will be

00:36:26

casting a creature on great all right

00:36:28

for you I normally would not that means

00:36:31

I get these are also not

00:36:33

lands where are my lands no all right so

00:36:36

low in life uh I will discard to hand

00:36:38

for being bullied but we deserve it cuz

00:36:40

dogs are so

00:36:45

powerful I will play

00:36:48

land oh that's very exciting actually

00:36:50

what am I doing what El all right let's

00:36:54

go hey buddy here I

00:37:02

he the actual THX

00:37:09

[Laughter]

00:37:14

masth he's just he's just so big he

00:37:16

couldn't see

00:37:20

it all right well you know it's uh it's

00:37:23

really sad for me I'm going to I'm going

00:37:25

to attack you with my blazing Spectre

00:37:26

Brian I will will not

00:37:28

block discard please you go I'm I'm

00:37:31

pretty low life let's discard this

00:37:33

flooded strand you have food you eat

00:37:35

food I do have food fortunately we have

00:37:37

we have some Scooby Snacks yeah I will

00:37:40

draw my card which is just a regular old

00:37:42

draw okay um you're so

00:37:45

fashionable we've got to do some things

00:37:49

here yeah all right I'm going to tap two

00:37:51

Clues and a PLS I'm going to play killer

00:37:54

service which will make three food so

00:37:57

it's basically free with

00:37:59

jira nice tap for seven green I'm going

00:38:04

to play Tanuki

00:38:06

transplanter it's an equipment dog what

00:38:09

I'll draw I'll draw two cards what yeah

00:38:12

pretty great sweet it's hilarious it's

00:38:15

an equipment dog

00:38:17

yes and yet and yet it is Art of a

00:38:22

raccoon it's a t a dog By Any Other Name

00:38:25

you know it's a t it is a t I'm sorry so

00:38:28

I have three green floating I'm going to

00:38:31

tap these tokens wait 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

00:38:35

just kidding that by elf for Mana so I

00:38:38

am going to cast raise the Palisades

00:38:41

yeah all non dogs

00:38:45

heal so I bounce All nonog Creatures

00:38:49

that's rough it's only two RM is a dog

00:38:54

wow it's the damnest thing

00:38:57

all right that will bounce my avison's

00:39:00

Pilgrim it will bounce my jira it will

00:39:02

bounce Sophia it'll bounce 1 2 3 four 5

00:39:05

six seven eight sapplings in both of my

00:39:07

commanders so I

00:39:09

[Laughter]

00:39:14

will oh my

00:39:18

God I feel like one of the cards is

00:39:21

telegram it seems

00:39:23

marked I will I will replay Sophia

00:39:28

uh which will create a tiny that will go

00:39:31

to a farm- up state but I'll draw two

00:39:32

cards because it does still come into

00:39:34

play I'm then going to equip the Tanuki

00:39:37

transplanter to the it's still tapped uh

00:39:41

yeah it is a tapped equipment I cannot

00:39:44

handle this I am going to

00:39:48

attack you have so much life over I do

00:39:50

it's 100 you've been bullying we're

00:39:52

vibing what am I doing now replay repl

00:39:56

which will make your commanders a city

00:39:57

more powerful oh man yeah I I'm just to

00:39:59

spread this around so I'm attacking each

00:40:03

of you for four and you for three okay

00:40:05

but I have four five six seven so I drw

00:40:08

14 cards from kinder

00:40:10

Discovery and I make seven foods seven

00:40:13

Clues and I make four Mana from

00:40:16

this 10 11 12 13 14

00:40:21

okay I'm going to wait for you to

00:40:24

discard there's a lot there's a lot

00:40:25

going on it's terrific so we have four

00:40:28

Mana from this we will use that four

00:40:29

Mana to replay jira I have what one Mana

00:40:34

floating we have 14 Mana from these

00:40:35

we'll spend uh two we'll play paragan

00:40:38

tuuk we're going to spend three to play

00:40:41

Academy manufacturer oh man uh imag if

00:40:44

that was there before the before the

00:40:45

comat we're going to play Harden scales

00:40:48

okay and then I might just sack a bunch

00:40:50

of food cuz I'm at four so we had 1 two

00:40:54

3 4 five six yeah so six what six that's

00:40:59

how much more Mana I spent after that

00:41:01

okay so then I am going to tap this and

00:41:07

four of these to sacrifice these three

00:41:10

Clues and gain nine life those or these

00:41:12

these three food rather so

00:41:14

okay and then I'm discarding so we're

00:41:16

keeping

00:41:17

this we are keeping

00:41:21

this three guys have any enchantment

00:41:24

removal four five uh no the only card

00:41:29

that I believe destroys enchantments

00:41:31

that also says the word commander on it

00:41:32

is CL will Fair uh which I discarded

00:41:35

earlier okay all right we're discarding

00:41:37

all these oh actually we already play a

00:41:39

land right yeah goodbye requ Tower oh

00:41:41

well what I I already play a land that

00:41:44

this seems like a misplay I drew it when

00:41:46

I drew fam million cards just it's your

00:41:49

turn go

00:41:51

ahead those hands must be quite good the

00:41:54

cards you kept that's uh there are some

00:41:56

very good cards in my hand my goodness I

00:41:58

will tap one for a soul Warden I will

00:42:01

tap one for an Essence

00:42:03

Warden that's one life and then two life

00:42:07

yes I will tap four for a rocks Faith

00:42:11

mender when I gain life gain twice that

00:42:13

much instead so you just casual six this

00:42:16

is now one this is one two three is six

00:42:19

yeah hell yeah I will pass the turn I'll

00:42:22

untap I'll realize that I forgot to put

00:42:24

two extra counters on my to of Legends

00:42:26

you'll do it now sure when I attacked

00:42:27

last turn so all the commenters who were

00:42:29

like Joey forgot a trigger should have

00:42:30

watched the whole video before you

00:42:31

commented there you go so Legends

00:42:34

draw that is a land but it's not a good

00:42:37

one I'm sorry you know what would be

00:42:39

nice actually if these were a little bit

00:42:41

smaller they do take up a lot

00:42:45

of really we should all be playing tiny

00:42:48

M all right apparently the only Basics I

00:42:50

can draw is Forest which is ironic cuz

00:42:53

that's the color with the least amount

00:42:55

of representation in my deck actually so

00:42:56

this it funny but whatever we we're roll

00:42:58

with it we do what we do we're going to

00:43:01

tap that for white I'll play another

00:43:03

background Noble Heritage my commanders

00:43:06

have when this creature enters the

00:43:07

battlefield and at the beginning of my

00:43:08

upkeep each player may put two counters

00:43:09

on a creature they control for each

00:43:11

opponent who does I gain protection from

00:43:12

that player until their next turn oh

00:43:14

very exciting I don't know how many

00:43:16

people will actually take that deal cuz

00:43:17

you don't have creatures I will you are

00:43:19

going to kill me uh but you know we'll

00:43:21

see and then we'll cast T from my hand

00:43:26

you just get one two so she'll enter

00:43:27

with an extra counter off of Master Chef

00:43:29

she'll be tapped because of the

00:43:30

authority of the consoles but then Noble

00:43:32

Heritage will trigger and I will put two

00:43:34

plus one counters on her and then each

00:43:36

opponent may also put two plus counters

00:43:38

on something they control it as well I

00:43:39

think I'll

00:43:41

pass no but you got to hold scales in

00:43:44

play Man true I know lot be a lot more

00:43:46

so I've got protection from Olivia don't

00:43:48

attack me I don't think you were

00:43:49

planning to it's not really my goal here

00:43:53

did I G from Tana play an island I don't

00:43:56

think you did actually cuz you would

00:43:57

have gained six life off of her from

00:44:00

that that that and

00:44:01

[Music]

00:44:03

that

00:44:04

[Laughter]

00:44:08

reimund do I want to say no I'll just do

00:44:10

this too I'll play Jay's fantasm uh it

00:44:13

has flying it gets plus floor plus floor

00:44:15

as long as an opponent has 10 or more

00:44:16

cards his or her

00:44:19

graveyard huge and I will pass oh it's

00:44:22

dead go ahead it's sorry I need my Chum

00:44:26

Chum okay I have a large Cannon Ellie

00:44:29

are you uh always are you having a

00:44:31

moment of Crisis always I think Ellie

00:44:33

Ellie is like it's time to get them life

00:44:35

is a crisis time to get them so we have

00:44:37

using all one brain cell for anxiety

00:44:39

wait another T Legends the command 11

00:44:42

foods and nine

00:44:44

clues did we had removal at some point

00:44:48

didn't happen a draw I got a little bit

00:44:49

like if on that but like still that's

00:44:51

like like a lot of you should be able to

00:44:52

solve the case now you think I I I I I

00:44:55

mean I might be able to solve the

00:44:59

case so let's start with profs identic

00:45:04

memory okay so when batt draw a card you

00:45:07

have no maximum hand size at the

00:45:08

beginning of combat in your turn if

00:45:09

you've drawn more than one card this

00:45:10

turn put X plus one plus one counters on

00:45:12

a creature where X the number of cards

00:45:14

you've drawn this turn you draw two I am

00:45:16

going to tap two of my Clues and then

00:45:20

sacrifice them and draw a card you'll

00:45:22

draw two cards yeah so we are at plus

00:45:26

four drawn you sacked two Clues uh sorry

00:45:28

yeah I sacked one of them okay double

00:45:30

tap to one

00:45:32

then I'm I I was the the text is too big

00:45:35

for him

00:45:36

I uh we're going to tap two more

00:45:39

sacrifice draw two more uh we're going

00:45:42

to do

00:45:44

this again draw two more holy kapop I'm

00:45:49

looking for a certain card and I haven't

00:45:50

drawn it it's unfortunate oh yes so sad

00:45:53

oh okay creat wolf Behemoth yeah okay

00:45:57

the fact that that was met with total

00:45:58

silence is actually insulting on that

00:46:00

was good it was good it was good that

00:46:02

was good come on I am going to play

00:46:05

Senator

00:46:06

peaco*ck he said it like it was he was

00:46:09

looking for artifacts I control are also

00:46:11

Clues from the clue set artifacts of

00:46:13

control are also Clues whenever I

00:46:15

sacrifice a a clue Target creature can't

00:46:17

be blocked this turn mhm I am then going

00:46:20

to play knowledge is power creatures you

00:46:24

control get plus X Plus X where X is the

00:46:26

number of cards you've drawn this turn

00:46:27

uh-huh I love that card so we've

00:46:29

currently drawn nine cards so all of my

00:46:32

creatures have plus 9 +

00:46:34

n are you trying to make yourself

00:46:37

smaller so that feeling tack Target yeah

00:46:40

right this I'm just just

00:46:43

uh going to put these all right

00:46:47

here don't hurt me I'm just a little

00:46:49

everything on

00:46:50

thund God please so please do it I need

00:46:54

to see this no no I cannot not without

00:46:56

the overlapping I didn't say I didn't

00:46:58

say not overlapping oh I mean then yes I

00:47:00

can f your whole deck onction what

00:47:03

not how many cards are in my deck in

00:47:06

case I just don't like deck myself with

00:47:07

Kinder Discovery I actually would love

00:47:09

for you to try that would be you need to

00:47:10

have an alternate success condition of

00:47:12

knocking yourself out of the game we're

00:47:14

going to go to

00:47:15

combat comat chameleon Colossus is going

00:47:20

to attack

00:47:21

Olivia 41 and Dick four dogs are going

00:47:25

to attack over here mhm two dogs are

00:47:28

going to attack over here so we have the

00:47:32

trigger of Kinder Discovery four five

00:47:35

six seven dogs are attacking I'm going

00:47:36

to draw 14 cards come on you you're

00:47:38

sending two dogs at me she's 141 that

00:47:41

doubles yeah chaman

00:47:43

coloss I'm also I'm going to make

00:47:45

everything unblockable but because all

00:47:46

my artifacts are Clues because of her

00:47:47

and I'm going to tap them for Mana

00:47:49

sacrifice to make everything unblockable

00:47:50

I see eight I regret everything about 10

00:47:54

11 12 13 14 so this adds how much Mana

00:48:02

do you play fog I guess we can there are

00:48:04

three fogs in here that's funny we'll

00:48:07

double this before the Mana trigger I

00:48:09

think there's one fog in here there's

00:48:11

obscuring Haze says the word commander

00:48:12

on it so this is plus 21 so this was 25

00:48:16

power so this becomes 50 power it adds

00:48:18

50 mana and I am going

00:48:21

to

00:48:22

sacrifice I thought I had one more

00:48:25

turn what are we going to do with that

00:48:27

one more turn down I mean I was going to

00:48:28

do something kind of fun I'm going to

00:48:30

sacrifice we have six seven attackers

00:48:33

we're going to sacrifice all of these

00:48:35

the dogs get their Revenge it's sad to

00:48:36

me that nobody killed any dogs except

00:48:39

for me once again I don't like that

00:48:41

sentence I sacrificing all these to

00:48:44

Sophia's ability to put 14 uh counters

00:48:46

on all of my dogs with Harden scales so

00:48:48

all of my you just searched for a

00:48:51

BX I did nothing of the sort what are

00:48:54

you talking about all of my dogs are all

00:48:55

my attackers are plus 35 plus 35 I'm

00:48:58

going to double this how much more Mana

00:49:00

do I have from that it had 50 Mana so

00:49:02

yeah I have what 46 Mana I'm going to

00:49:04

double this one seven more times so it's

00:49:08

like this one's like I don't know a a

00:49:10

bazillion power unlock it's unblockable

00:49:13

they're all unblockable because of

00:49:14

because of Cent

00:49:17

peaco*ck pass priority before blocks I'm

00:49:20

going to Blunt The Assault I will gain

00:49:22

one life for each creature on the

00:49:23

battlefield and prevent all combat

00:49:24

damage I will Fierce Guardians ship the

00:49:26

card you got from your

00:49:27

deck cuz I basically have my deck in

00:49:30

hand your entire deck in your

00:49:32

hand even I did have anary Haze I'm just

00:49:35

like

00:49:37

a damn dude I'm going to sco before

00:49:40

attack I I I had Grizzly spectacle in my

00:49:43

hand so I could have destroyed a

00:49:45

creature and made a mill equal to its

00:49:47

power and that was that was my one shot

00:49:49

why did you from black that's Pro black

00:49:52

you would you can't see it CU these guys

00:49:54

are all [__] enormous all yeah all of

00:49:57

my creatures were plus like 40 there I

00:49:59

would have just held on to that yeah no

00:50:02

I probably would have countered whatever

00:50:04

I did anyway so but we got revenge for

00:50:08

well done Brian we did it iconic love

00:50:12

abely really you guys left me as the

00:50:14

only dog Killer really I don't mind the

00:50:17

victory I just uh going down like that I

00:50:19

never got to enough lands to do anything

00:50:21

else you did have a lot of life I did

00:50:24

this was the card I was digging for and

00:50:25

then I found Senator peaco*ck which is

00:50:26

another to just make all my all my dogs

00:50:28

unblockable so the whole premise of this

00:50:30

is that as soon as I can get Merkel out

00:50:32

just start murdering everything I have

00:50:34

and making it enchantments yeah and I

00:50:36

have the very stupid thing of isocon

00:50:39

scepter and pull from eternity so I can

00:50:41

pull them back out of Exile animate them

00:50:44

wow okay that's funny I I saw like P

00:50:48

fraternity on like in the deck I'm like

00:50:49

what is this doing here that an isochron

00:50:51

in here and then heroic intervention

00:50:53

there's a couple other instance that I

00:50:54

can just have to like keep myself around

00:50:57

not let people get my Stu that's like a

00:50:58

really fun way to use I gu most people

00:51:00

are doing really dumb stuff with isog

00:51:01

scepter and that's like it's hilarious

00:51:03

why do stupid mean stuff when you can do

00:51:05

unhinged [__] instead yeah good man good

00:51:08

game well played like I would be

00:51:10

impressed but this is every deck you

00:51:12

built in B they're they're it's dogs

00:51:14

it's dogs though this is every deck

00:51:15

you've built in bant I just made dogs

00:51:17

and I made them do powerful things

00:51:19

everything every deck you've

00:51:21

built I draw a lot more cards than usual

00:51:23

with this every deck you

00:51:25

built you forget I live with you and I

00:51:28

see literally everything between games

00:51:31

everybody that thinks I'm salty this is

00:51:33

all I ever experienced as far as

00:51:35

Commander with Brian Kibler

00:51:38

so baby but not this we hadn't seen this

00:51:40

before that's I had not this was my yeah

00:51:44

this was my palette cleanse right here

00:51:46

I'm so happy about that that's so this

00:51:48

is phenomenal honestly this was the

00:51:50

highlight this was

00:51:51

forgettable this is the [__] you're not

00:51:54

wrong you're not wrong my story isn't oh

00:51:57

and Brian overran the table with plus 40

00:51:59

plus 40 story is this [__] came

00:52:01

in with an oversized threx in a tiny Ben

00:52:03

not a size

00:52:06

queen it was thanks for coming

00:52:08

[Laughter]

00:52:11

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00:52:14

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00:52:17

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like the little open window I can just

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little I can actually do it but probably

00:52:35

before you leave figure it out so Ben

00:52:38

slow rolled us too and at the beginning

00:52:40

of this was like oh I can't draw my hand

00:52:42

yet like we were like okay putting it

00:52:44

out that there's this conceit of like oh

00:52:46

maybe this whole thing is L the noral

00:52:50

table such a us it was very well done so

00:52:54

a showman to the end

00:52:58

anyway any any party words for the

00:53:00

audience here or for us or whatever

00:53:02

thank you once again for inviting me I

00:53:04

uh I always love coming on Commander at

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00:53:08

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00:53:10

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00:53:13

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00:53:28

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00:53:30

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00:53:33

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