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playing the
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build this this deck box here I can we
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just appreciate real quick the decoy of
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boxes on the side there what did
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you so this this is this is uh these are
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magag wizard the coast made these like
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little Mantic Gathering uh things they
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sold in Target and I bought them all and
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combined them into a commander deck so
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are you looking through my deck before
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the game begins that's I'm you're going
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to
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shuffle Benjamin Sarah Jessica Parker
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bro this deck is I had to buy a sleeves
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for for postage
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stamps yes
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tole I literally don't care what happens
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anymore this is incredible I got to say
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the deck itself uh problem shuffling
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there bud yeah I have tiny hands no no
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no no no this is part of it this is part
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of the what I signed up for part of the
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experience to master this in case I play
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a tutor we have to enjoy the minute
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details uh okay okay and I like I would
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to yeah if she puts up
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tiny tiny
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versions okay well I am uh I'm excited
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to see you do uh so it's little little
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fraxy thing yeah I mean listen uh the de
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building restrictions were severe they
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whatever they had out of these these
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decks and they weren't Commander decks
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toer they were whatever you could fit
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in just what's getting me is that he's
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not doing like this like normal sit
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T punch down fully a 6'4 man just me
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like well that that is a hard act to
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follow but uh what do you play what do
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you do I'm Joey I'm from EDH you can
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I'm playing also a deck with a a bit of
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a restriction say a bit of a restriction
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I'm playing my commander commander deck
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I know the commanders look scary every
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card in the deck has to refer to a
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commander it has to say the word
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commander on it that's the reaction I
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wanted to see
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on that's why I didn't tell you before
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that right there wow I love it so like
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lieutenants familiars backgrounds a
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bunch that does apply to my lands as
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well so all my non-basic lands have to
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refer to a commander for them to so
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there's like there's like three or
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command yeah there's I think there's
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like four uh there's like command Tower
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which is the best land in my day by a
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lot and then it's like study hall and
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opal Palace and like PA of ancestry war
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room was one too war room does refer to
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a commanders I could play it but I don't
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want to pay four life to draw a card in
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this deck fair enough and also like
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color fixing is so hard with four colors
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when I'm just playing regular Basics
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four non-basic lands maybe five not a
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lot of tutors referring to Commander no
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not a whole bunch of them but it's
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really fun basically yeah backgrounds
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with two commanders are really really
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fly so we love a restriction that makes
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this creative exactly and also know that
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playing against Ben um this is my most
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Commander damage deck so son of a [__]
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sorry what's in the allowed list
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literally anything
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[__] so I knew Ben was coming back
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tool so I'm playing Merkel Lord of Bones
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if Ben really wanted to play without
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Commander damage I'd be okay with that
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what does that mean she she just intends
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to make it impossible to kill her bones
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bones bones bones well then I want you
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to do some work here honestly I love
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that I'm I'm I'm
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wait I can't handle this this is going
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to be the longest intro we've ever had
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just because we can't stop dealing with
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this a great
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hand I am also playing a themed deck uh
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no I'm sorry I'm sorry yes yes
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my life is purpose and meaning
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beautiful thank
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you never have I seen it
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better uh well my Beating Heart I am I
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am also playing a themed deck uh at long
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last Wizards has made a a deck that cars
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about dogs that isn't dogs and cats but
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it's B this is it is it is I wish it was
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Nia we'll get there eventually
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Gavin Gavin DAV gav it was kind of funny
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because Olivia and I had been talking
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about how there really needs to be you
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know just a dog commander deck like and
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not one that's just like all dogs get
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plus one plus one not a dog Lord a dog
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car about that cares about dog you know
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a commander that you want to play a
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bunch of dogs with right and not not
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dogs and cats cu the only one that
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existed before this was R and you know
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Olivia Tex G was like Hey Brian's mad
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that there's no dog Commander he says
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he'll design it for you if you really
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need him to and he was like oh yeah we
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should really do that with this like
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coming out very soon couple yeah but
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yeah this is basically B dogs it has
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lots of uh of you know Old School uh
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just basically every dog and all the
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dogs it has it has Shiro alars in it
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it's a good place to
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play I hope they come up in this game so
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yeah we're going to make some dogs I
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guess we should roll yes let us roll
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grab the giant D you can grab the large
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ABS the appropriate die for your deck
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yeah yeah it's the overc competation I'm
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actually afraid of rolling it in that
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direction he's got he's got arms don't
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hurt my roll it at me that was I was
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like a week didn't I'm trying to be
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gentle like if it flies over there and
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knocks his entire deck onto the high
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that was all right what do I get upside
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interference what do you mean was no no
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the roll stands I didn't say it didn't
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want to concede no before it will come
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in untapped then
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okay so legit imate question oh yeah
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Johnny's welcome past the turn terrific
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a creature ETV is under my control one
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life oh I'm going to draw I'm going to
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play one of the best lands in my deck
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which is a pth ancestry which does tap
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for any color in my Commander's color
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identity let me scry already off to a
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great start I will play an
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island I pass it it's a hell of a day to
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have a strong prescription hard
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thing I will play a slim pedal Grove
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baby I will play a Talisman of
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progress I will use Talis no no no no I
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will
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the
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wow yeah yeah that's a
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remand well I'm
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done I just going to play a dog that
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just wins right like I didn't know that
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we were playing with Petty Lael over
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here my body it hurts Overgrown Tomb
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thought you're supposed to gain
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life I'll play an Essence Warden and
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gain one and then I'll play a soul
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Warden one yes G two from that one she
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gaining uh my commander makes Tok so I
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have concerns but command the one time
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where it might matter in the 1,000 games
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that's the point hey Ben do you just
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want make your own format since all rule
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sets are arbitrary I feel the need to
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point out to you like I so I play with
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my family like my mom and I learned how
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to play Magic together yeah she
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exclusively plays Commander damage decks
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because my stepdad plays Life game
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Commander damage is a part of every game
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I play at Thanksgiving it's a family
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tradition it really do you want to take
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away from
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family look I I didn't play that way
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okay we are playing a forest it does
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come from a commander Legend set so I
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hope like oh very clever I'm trying my
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best with the basics okay there's only
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so many l ofite commander on them also
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I'll play one of the only ramp sources
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in my deck which is an Arcane sign
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correct so good I have this and
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Commander sphere and that's like it and
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it's there's a loop right there babe do
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you want me to go unmount my scope scope
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I have scope I do hand engraving so I
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can engrave on you know millimeter and
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smaller this is this is uh sufficient
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for my uh okay I'm going to what does
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this card do I've never seen this card
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before I've never seen this card before
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he says referring to a card he put in
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his deck I mean look I built this deck
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as soon as I finished filming the last
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Commander so that I can be ready always
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got to one up myself okay I'm going to
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play halamar deps it enters Battlefield
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Taps I look at the top three cards and
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then put them back in any order
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[Laughter]
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go I try shuffling this may be the most
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powerful bit I've ever seen hold I'm I I
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got to try no no no no do it from the
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bottom okay no I I the rest of my deck
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is not oh you're trying to card flick
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not
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wait yeah yeah no no I I don't think
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this is going to work the sound of my
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nightmare you
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go your turn all right how many other
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small counter spells are there it's the
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it's with th in there yeah the FR in
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there kind of insane all right we will
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play a PLS in I'm going to try to play
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that talison of progress again I let it
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resolve okay but I will no in respon
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then I will play Shiro Yos shimaru wow
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buddy and then I will play K9 mark one
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wow look at this look at it's happening
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you get two life each I lose life for
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casting that off the Talisman and I got
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a counter Commander home Big D good and
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then I am done oh wait I I I have a
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response to um you playing K K9 okay I
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going to uh tragic slip uh shirou really
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Shiro really it's tragic it was
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tragic this is this is very awkward what
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are you doing
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I all right we expect did we expect that
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c never to get destroyed if that's the
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kind of person you are Ben
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bro oh my word I'm going to untap
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[Laughter]
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I didn't want it to keep getting bigger
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I he doesn't want things to be big he's
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got a tiny
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deck it makes him
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feel to last long enough to cast back
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here okay he got seven if you got a tiny
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deck you at least got to last a long
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time lord uh I'll just pass okay I'll
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untap I'll I'll I'll do the draw step
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part I think that was like Soul damage
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actually
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all right I'm playing another
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Forest he's even in the pose that he
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she's in the wall you
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know I'm playing the first Commander I'm
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playing T of the blood s when she hits
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people s uh I I make sapplings uh
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because of path of ancestry I will scry
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off of that I'm going to SC that to the
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bottom your turn yeah Mountain okay I'm
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going to play blazing
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Spectre got take anything he does
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seriously flying in haste and when he
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hits one of y'all you have to discard a
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card okay Olivia sure pick two and
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discard and you may go I will
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discard heartless summoning and did you
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take the two yes I will draw a
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card I will play a Spire of Industry I
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will
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play Sophia dogged detective uh which
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creates a tiny who is a tutu dog
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detective with trample I I like that
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it's called tiny yeah right tiny the
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going and then whenever a dog I control
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deals combat damage to a player I create
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a food and investigate and then I can
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also spend one to sacrifice an artifact
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token to put a plus counter on each dog
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I control oh all right so uh K9 is going
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to attack over here oh
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man and uh I will get a clue and a food
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oh you need a clue and food I got a clue
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of food here's a grilled cheese uhhuh
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o and then once I get my my tokens it's
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your turn yeah okay you're not using my
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grilled cheese I have R oh thank God
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there's my my Ramen food I will play a
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bright climb pathway so you had her come
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in and Tiny came in yes so you gain four
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yeah can't believe you got rid of Yoshi
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Maro man I it's already out of control I
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was like the a couple dogs moment of
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look guys yoshimar would only be 44
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right now it's fine I'm going to
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Authority the consoles oh everything
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well I'm just I'm helping slow down I'm
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not attacking anyone creatures com
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creatures come and tapped and uh every
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possible Souls hist Now Incredible I it
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was not a land heavy hand but it was a
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one one drop heavy hand so I just uh
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like we can't not I went for it yeah um
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all right I will be punished because
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there's I can't survive with fre Lance
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oh it's three land oh mhm I maybe I
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shouldn't have attacked you do you get a
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bonus or something for Lance no I just I
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feel bad for you yeah just the I yeah
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well you know what we're cool I I ain't
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swinging anywhere youny to me no I mean
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I was I was like uh me all right so I
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know what I'm doing about no no no I was
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look you I've only done one I've only
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done stuff here right I will continue
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yeah he's only bullied
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dogs it's clear I feel like we are
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friends the classic example of the kick
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the dog villain moment in a movie is
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exactly what's happening before my eyes
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and I got to resp guy he is the villain
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I ked the villain's dog but the
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villain's dog didn't deserve it
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I am going to cast the other Commander
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because I need to find lands um path of
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ancestry trigger I will scry she does
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ent T that's right that's right I need
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land that is not one yeah I'm feeling
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that too yeah yeah then I'll go to
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combat and justice for
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shirro yes i' like I'd like to attack
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you two damage oh it's two Commander
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damage I look you you make it I'm not I
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don't know how to use this so you do
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that track you want to do that you keep
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track right I will make two Sapp link
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from tana and then I will pay a life
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post combat to draw a card off Tim
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Olivia is at 6 it's a land it's another
00:20:07
Forest but it's a land I will play it
00:20:10
and with that two Mana I will then cast
00:20:12
a Tome of Legends uh it enters the
00:20:13
battlefield with a page counter on it
00:20:15
whenever my commanders enter or attack
00:20:17
it gets more page counters I can pay one
00:20:18
and tap it to remove page counters to
00:20:20
draw cards cool all right I'll
00:20:24
you I I wish I these are I cannot
00:20:26
believe that this hand worked for me
00:20:28
yeah I wish I knew what kind of mass
00:20:30
removal there is in tiny cards like is
00:20:33
that is that is that something scal has
00:20:35
oh my I look up like scall tagger is
00:20:38
Tiny card is Tiny card oh no I'm playing
00:20:42
icy
00:20:43
manipulator okay and then Brian this guy
00:20:46
flies so I'm coming at you for two rude
00:20:49
can I can I see your eyes even if feel
00:20:51
he yes
00:20:53
yeah May icy icy manipulator hey I can't
00:20:57
believe that you're using damp
00:21:00
sleeves that is incredible smart it is
00:21:03
an opportunity genuinely impressed it is
00:21:05
a a new market opportunity for game gen
00:21:07
they don't quite they could be a little
00:21:09
thin I yeah they're they tighten they're
00:21:12
hard to shuffle because of that I was
00:21:13
trying yes oh maybe I'll do something
00:21:14
else in addition before I pass the turn
00:21:16
actually I have another I I'm going to
00:21:17
discard I'm going to discard a pack Le
00:21:18
you just keep keep hitting the dogs yeah
00:21:21
listen I'm leaning into it I'm going to
00:21:23
play chronomat you are having a hard time
00:21:25
reaching out pillow for dogs chronomat
00:21:28
is a 1 one and I could pay one to tap
00:21:30
him to put a p counter on him he does
00:21:32
come to play tap though cu no go ahead I
00:21:34
am going to forget that constantly oh I
00:21:36
know apologize no don't worry about it I
00:21:38
will too all right yeah we're just we're
00:21:39
just going to we're just going to send
00:21:40
it tiny and K9 and Sophia Justice for
00:21:46
shirou All what at what point have we
00:21:49
achieved Justice for shirou that's the
00:21:52
[Laughter]
00:21:54
important three of that is Commander
00:21:56
damage go ahead
00:22:00
I'm happy to take this up so I will make
00:22:02
two Clues and two food cuz I have two
00:22:04
dogs that each deal damage y y got to do
00:22:06
something about this I cannot be the
00:22:08
only one killing
00:22:10
dogs we must you you should be though I
00:22:13
was to hear we must B together and
00:22:17
together we can kill dogs what is the
00:22:19
way what if we just do a spay and neuter
00:22:21
program cetch and release Catch and
00:22:24
Release I like that better so now so
00:22:27
flagged by you
00:22:29
he's the one playing a do look all I did
00:22:31
was catch tragic slip and he made a
00:22:32
whole deal now now we have to lean in
00:22:36
all I am then going to destroy one of
00:22:39
his creatures and he D friend of the
00:22:41
forest so tokens I control have tap out
00:22:44
a green this is so bad you guys that's
00:22:46
very bad actually uh so yeah we will
00:22:48
play the fair's ageless Insight okay
00:22:50
it's a lot of cord dra so I will take
00:22:53
one tap two of these so uh whenever I
00:22:56
draw a card except for the first card I
00:22:57
draw in each my draw straps I draw two
00:22:59
cards instead uh and these are Clues so
00:23:02
okay how much Clues cost him two you
00:23:04
said you had Treasures this is these are
00:23:07
these are tapped food tap them there you
00:23:08
go yeah they were
00:23:11
briefly hey yo come on uh like a attack
00:23:17
come on you have no blockers uh I
00:23:21
currently have no no this is actually
00:23:23
very helpful for a strategy like mine
00:23:24
where I just need to like send creatures
00:23:25
forward at least least not letting him
00:23:27
instant
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I see a person that I I want to attack I
00:23:31
just wanted to justice for sh I am I
00:23:34
cultivating oh God I'm so glad I did I'm
00:23:36
so glad I drew this holy cow oh you got
00:23:38
cultivate oh I'm so happy for you I know
00:23:41
I get to participate so Clues crucially
00:23:44
don't tap to sacrifice like Foods or
00:23:46
Treasures so you can tap the clues for
00:23:48
mana and use them to sacrifice
00:23:50
themselves this is this is an oversight
00:23:53
yeah we can't let him game Life
00:23:54
meanwhile Olivia is already casually at
00:23:55
66 I am also not doing anything not
00:23:58
attacking you I mean I I also each clue
00:24:01
draws me two cards which is the point of
00:24:03
that yeah no that's the actual thing I'm
00:24:04
afraid of yeah yeah you have
00:24:05
successfully engined and the other the
00:24:07
other this can sacrifice to put plus po
00:24:09
encounters on all my dogs uhuh I put
00:24:11
concern on the
00:24:12
deack I will Forest tapped and play a
00:24:15
Plains for turn yep and I will sit
00:24:17
quietly and await my inevitable death
00:24:19
you could attack him for for little with
00:24:21
the little soul wardens no one's going
00:24:23
to come at you you don't need to worry
00:24:24
about blockers he doesn't have upet I
00:24:26
guess he could come after you but I
00:24:27
think that's not going to that's worth
00:24:28
it I'll hit you for two minutes okay
00:24:31
it's a matter of principle tap
00:24:33
[Laughter]
00:24:37
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00:24:40
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00:24:42
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00:24:44
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00:24:47
that's right I'm someone who loves my
00:24:49
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00:24:52
working out and hitting people with foam
00:24:54
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00:24:57
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00:25:10
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00:25:12
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00:25:16
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it ahead cool all right I would love for
00:26:17
lands to happen actually so let's pay a
00:26:20
mana and remove a counter from the T
00:26:22
Legends to draw a card please be please
00:26:24
no okay well
00:26:26
that's let's do the backgrounding uh oh
00:26:30
I keep thinking that Ben's not played
00:26:33
anything he has the equivalent of about
00:26:36
one card
00:26:38
in cardboard it's two you could probably
00:26:41
no no I think it's about one what is
00:26:43
what is the surface area of
00:26:45
this oh what what what the heck is it
00:26:47
going to play that completely threw me
00:26:49
uh all right I was thinking it's about
00:26:53
four per regular just yeah okay so it's
00:26:56
four cards so he's got two cards roughly
00:26:58
two cards all right I'm paying three I'm
00:27:00
going to play a background Master Chef
00:27:02
Commander creatures I own have this
00:27:04
creature enters with an extra plus en
00:27:05
counter and other creatures control
00:27:07
enter with an extra plus one counter I
00:27:08
have two commanders they both have that
00:27:10
ability so this is fun for me wow know
00:27:13
it's happening it's happening yeah you
00:27:14
get so many three three sapplings thou
00:27:17
Hast none blockers th has he has none
00:27:20
cool uh Brian we are going to send both
00:27:23
tana and timna and a sappling at you and
00:27:26
I'm going to hit you with just one extra
00:27:27
so I can draw an extra card off of oh
00:27:29
yeah please yes yes I am going to tap
00:27:31
two Clues so iFish and sacrifice uh one
00:27:35
of them okay we're going to tap
00:27:39
this sacrifice another clue draw two
00:27:42
cards
00:27:44
okay okay that's fine just take it I one
00:27:47
all right uh you'll end up taking five
00:27:49
total two from t two from timna I don't
00:27:52
know how you want to count that if you
00:27:53
even want to do I want to no will I sure
00:27:57
uh count it oh is it
00:28:00
painful is it difficult is it a waste
00:28:03
every I gain two but I'm going to pay
00:28:05
the two post combat but Tana is going to
00:28:07
make two sap saps you'll gain gain gain
00:28:10
I'm just going to sacrifice this now go
00:28:11
get my thing and life yes I've also got
00:28:14
two extra counters on the tumb of
00:28:15
Legends CU I attack two commanders and
00:28:17
these each have two plus one counters on
00:28:19
them because of my Master Chef stuff
00:28:21
then I'll pay the two life that I gained
00:28:22
from to draw to these are not lands what
00:28:25
is going on no been there yeah I'm going
00:28:28
dab it takes me a while I will have to
00:28:30
discard two hand size which gives me the
00:28:33
sadness uh discarding a will plus will
00:28:36
in a criminal past big sadness oh my God
00:28:40
you definitely need to announce when you
00:28:41
play land cuz it's hard to tell can see
00:28:43
yeah I I play a swamp yeah I'm going to
00:28:47
cast deep analysis okay Target player
00:28:49
draws two cards you're going to choose
00:28:51
me right I do not you've been targeting
00:28:52
me this whole
00:28:54
time fact that THX is just hanging in
00:28:56
there is just yeah makes me unbearably
00:28:59
happy uh Brian I will attack with
00:29:01
blazing Spectre everyone's bullying me
00:29:04
you have senior board I just have some
00:29:08
dogs I feel like that's not necessarily
00:29:10
an accurate reflection of your board
00:29:11
state but it's fine it never is I take
00:29:13
two great and discard please I will
00:29:16
discard Transcendent message I don't
00:29:18
think I need that many more cards always
00:29:20
a thing that you want to hear from yep
00:29:21
from Brian kler I think I've drawn
00:29:23
enough drop I will play kindred
00:29:28
Discovery uh I think I've drawn enough
00:29:31
I'll cast Discovery that's why I was
00:29:33
like I have Kinder Discovery so wow it's
00:29:36
more that I was like I don't need that
00:29:38
and Kinder
00:29:39
Discovery and this yeah just go to
00:29:41
combat and draw casual four cards why
00:29:43
won't I yeah I would like to attack ah
00:29:46
yes thank you for saying so I would like
00:29:48
to icy manipulator I think this guy
00:29:51
right well that isn't a dog all of my
00:29:52
legendary things have W one while this
00:29:54
is untapped so it'll cost you two Mana
00:29:56
if you want to tap any of them
00:30:00
you got the extra Mana I no I want to
00:30:01
use it to buff chronomage oh you're
00:30:03
right yeah yeah having a tutu will
00:30:05
definitely stop the onslaught he it will
00:30:07
actually stop this I can I can sack
00:30:09
tokens to give them plus encounters at
00:30:10
any
00:30:12
point all right well we're going to
00:30:14
we're going to tap this guy anyway okay
00:30:15
so it's two Mana he's a dog not a dog
00:30:18
Legendary creat Legendary I'm going to
00:30:20
tap this what they're all
00:30:25
legendary yes oh come on
00:30:28
luster Ben Road is my favorite all right
00:30:30
I will pay the one and you're saying I
00:30:33
should tap a dog well the dogs are what
00:30:35
get me the Kinder Discovery trigger and
00:30:36
the trigger I ta tiny my tiny
00:30:40
IC tiny maybe his name should be Mr tiny
00:30:43
so it's clear that he's legendary all
00:30:45
right go ahead and Ender your stupid
00:30:47
attack face I will go ahead and attack
00:30:52
oh you're you're all tapped out yeah
00:30:54
yeah all my graders are yeah okay I will
00:30:56
I will attack I will attack you totally
00:30:57
Mak sense so uh I get a Kinder Discovery
00:31:00
trigger so I draw two cards from K9
00:31:02
attacking and that's fa hell yeah so
00:31:05
yeah from that five me or four uh so it
00:31:08
is currently four damage let me see if I
00:31:09
want to do anything currently no I don't
00:31:12
I don't want to do anything you breaking
00:31:14
the fourth wall on his own he's just in
00:31:15
it just like currently it is four I can
00:31:19
at any point sack things to put tokens
00:31:20
on all my dogs yeah I know but you
00:31:22
strike fear Into the Heart of me when
00:31:25
you say words like Cur all right uh we
00:31:28
get a food to clue you know what you
00:31:30
know actually this is nice I I don't I
00:31:31
feel like I have plenty of space to play
00:31:33
my cards like he's he's running out of
00:31:35
room over there food World in front of
00:31:37
you you have an enormous board State
00:31:39
people don't really notice right I'm
00:31:41
going to cast chameleon Colossus which
00:31:42
is a weird looking dog
00:31:44
dog we will drop me two cards from
00:31:46
kinder
00:31:47
Discovery can't believe you're 75
00:31:49
already that's so amazing I was not
00:31:52
punished for keeping a very bad hand it
00:31:54
was this was too powerful you canot
00:31:57
right do I only uh I take one damage you
00:32:00
got to one Lander just because of these
00:32:02
I started with had a Shiro release the
00:32:06
dogs make four one one dogs that is
00:32:09
incredible which will draw me eight
00:32:11
cards that's my favorite one of the G me
00:32:12
12 life yeah I will draw eight cards
00:32:15
from none of this is good this is
00:32:18
absolutely ridiculous I'm
00:32:22
batt this one's mine this is get four if
00:32:25
it's on my board and three if it's on
00:32:26
anybody else I love it what is that oh
00:32:28
Kindred yeah okay yeah Kindred I I drew
00:32:30
a land I'm really happy thanks I didn't
00:32:33
last turn I appreciate you rubbing it in
00:32:35
uh so here's my dogs we have four of
00:32:38
them I don't have to remember authority
00:32:41
of the consoles if I'm not playing
00:32:42
anything
00:32:43
cu no I will play maybe that's what I
00:32:46
need to do to be better at Magic
00:32:50
ised Talisman of unity into avison's
00:32:54
Pilgrim taking one tapping this oh no uh
00:32:57
sorry yeah did I I was thinking I could
00:33:00
tap this I can't do that so we're just
00:33:01
playing this actually we won't play this
00:33:03
we will just play this and play the
00:33:04
avison's pilgrim and then I'm that to
00:33:06
discard and I'm done okay how many cards
00:33:08
did you draw on your turn I drew 11 12
00:33:10
13 cards that turn yeah I was just like
00:33:12
it's a it's A3 doesn't
00:33:15
right Kinder Discovery is not a may it
00:33:18
is not a may it is not a May force him
00:33:19
to have even more dogs yes oh he'll be
00:33:22
devastated yeah I know right best way to
00:33:25
go to be
00:33:26
honest guys have one def
00:33:29
right uh she is untapped jir is untapped
00:33:32
yes I will play an isolated Chapel it
00:33:34
will come in untapped because I have a
00:33:35
PLS and a swamp
00:33:37
Y and then I will pay for to play
00:33:41
Wilderness Reclamation y I will go to my
00:33:44
endep and I will untap my Lance and let
00:33:47
Joey have a go you got all kinds of
00:33:48
Lance we
00:33:51
untap I just need one
00:33:53
more my lands this is just ridiculous
00:33:56
all right we are going to remove move a
00:33:57
counter from the to of Legends thrown
00:34:00
out island island talsman of unity aor
00:34:02
signant and you got a grippy yep co co
00:34:04
also not a land but actually a very good
00:34:06
card I good I'm glad to hear that I'm
00:34:08
I'm I'm intrigued by this one do some
00:34:10
good cards here yeah Ryan's doing the
00:34:12
most but he's also paying the most for
00:34:14
it yeah I'm at 27 I'm getting you know
00:34:16
I'm just I'm just trying to play some
00:34:17
dogs man and for all the fun I'm having
00:34:20
I'm in no way shape or form immune to
00:34:22
death so Joey can basically gank me
00:34:24
anytime he pull back ground yeah yeah if
00:34:26
I get get the good backgr you get Giants
00:34:28
it's over yeah I wanted to play this the
00:34:30
thing I just drew but I think I end up
00:34:31
doing this instead to like actually try
00:34:33
and get any chance of like you having a
00:34:34
left total that is manageable 27 is not
00:34:37
very high it's not and I think I need to
00:34:39
like actually punish that as much as I
00:34:40
can because you drew 13 cards on your
00:34:43
there were a lot of cards the
00:34:45
combination of Kinder Discovery to
00:34:46
Fair's ageless Insight yeah you could
00:34:48
and release the hounds you could easily
00:34:50
knock someone out on your next turn so
00:34:51
like I I think I got to go for a little
00:34:53
bit more of a gas Bal moment here
00:34:55
tapping both of those for white and I'll
00:34:57
play Commander Insignia my creatures get
00:34:59
plus one plus one for each time I've
00:35:00
cast a commander from the command that's
00:35:02
ni so all your cre have plus two plus
00:35:04
they have plus two plus two I'd like to
00:35:05
go to combat
00:35:07
yeah I thinkle coming Brian but I would
00:35:10
like to actually draw extra cards make
00:35:12
it happen it is it cool with you if I
00:35:14
send one sapping at you to draw one
00:35:15
extra card yeah of course cool all right
00:35:17
cool I will send one sappling at you
00:35:19
people can't say I was the one mad at
00:35:21
Brian and instigating I didn't do
00:35:22
anything send one more him to draw even
00:35:23
more no I there's a considered effort
00:35:25
that needs to happen here the rest are
00:35:28
so how much total powering creatures is
00:35:30
currently attacking me 21 that's so mnny
00:35:34
I'm hoping that that number goes much
00:35:35
lower so that I don't want to block with
00:35:36
jira
00:35:38
either and thr some
00:35:41
under Cass next if I have a
00:35:45
land I imagine there's not that many
00:35:47
spells in the mini deck so you probably
00:35:49
have a land yeah I'll I'll take 21
00:35:52
you'll just casually take in the 21 yes
00:35:55
knows he must block fim yeah oh thrax
00:35:59
math all right cool th math thra yeah
00:36:02
he's doing the math on the thra th math
00:36:03
cool I will gain four off of the timna 1
00:36:05
2 3 four but then I will pay two because
00:36:07
I hit two players to draw two cards post
00:36:09
combat but I'm also going to make four
00:36:11
sapplings which both get plus one plus
00:36:13
one counters on them from the Master
00:36:15
Chief and you will gain a truly Bonkers
00:36:17
number of the life point I'm at 99 so
00:36:20
I'm just going to I make full going to
00:36:21
talk
00:36:23
here cast a creature coward I will be
00:36:26
casting a creature on great all right
00:36:28
for you I normally would not that means
00:36:31
I get these are also not
00:36:33
lands where are my lands no all right so
00:36:36
low in life uh I will discard to hand
00:36:38
for being bullied but we deserve it cuz
00:36:40
dogs are so
00:36:45
powerful I will play
00:36:48
land oh that's very exciting actually
00:36:50
what am I doing what El all right let's
00:36:54
go hey buddy here I
00:37:02
he the actual THX
00:37:09
[Laughter]
00:37:14
masth he's just he's just so big he
00:37:16
couldn't see
00:37:20
it all right well you know it's uh it's
00:37:23
really sad for me I'm going to I'm going
00:37:25
to attack you with my blazing Spectre
00:37:26
Brian I will will not
00:37:28
block discard please you go I'm I'm
00:37:31
pretty low life let's discard this
00:37:33
flooded strand you have food you eat
00:37:35
food I do have food fortunately we have
00:37:37
we have some Scooby Snacks yeah I will
00:37:40
draw my card which is just a regular old
00:37:42
draw okay um you're so
00:37:45
fashionable we've got to do some things
00:37:49
here yeah all right I'm going to tap two
00:37:51
Clues and a PLS I'm going to play killer
00:37:54
service which will make three food so
00:37:57
it's basically free with
00:37:59
jira nice tap for seven green I'm going
00:38:04
to play Tanuki
00:38:06
transplanter it's an equipment dog what
00:38:09
I'll draw I'll draw two cards what yeah
00:38:12
pretty great sweet it's hilarious it's
00:38:15
an equipment dog
00:38:17
yes and yet and yet it is Art of a
00:38:22
raccoon it's a t a dog By Any Other Name
00:38:25
you know it's a t it is a t I'm sorry so
00:38:28
I have three green floating I'm going to
00:38:31
tap these tokens wait 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
00:38:35
just kidding that by elf for Mana so I
00:38:38
am going to cast raise the Palisades
00:38:41
yeah all non dogs
00:38:45
heal so I bounce All nonog Creatures
00:38:49
that's rough it's only two RM is a dog
00:38:54
wow it's the damnest thing
00:38:57
all right that will bounce my avison's
00:39:00
Pilgrim it will bounce my jira it will
00:39:02
bounce Sophia it'll bounce 1 2 3 four 5
00:39:05
six seven eight sapplings in both of my
00:39:07
commanders so I
00:39:09
[Laughter]
00:39:14
will oh my
00:39:18
God I feel like one of the cards is
00:39:21
telegram it seems
00:39:23
marked I will I will replay Sophia
00:39:28
uh which will create a tiny that will go
00:39:31
to a farm- up state but I'll draw two
00:39:32
cards because it does still come into
00:39:34
play I'm then going to equip the Tanuki
00:39:37
transplanter to the it's still tapped uh
00:39:41
yeah it is a tapped equipment I cannot
00:39:44
handle this I am going to
00:39:48
attack you have so much life over I do
00:39:50
it's 100 you've been bullying we're
00:39:52
vibing what am I doing now replay repl
00:39:56
which will make your commanders a city
00:39:57
more powerful oh man yeah I I'm just to
00:39:59
spread this around so I'm attacking each
00:40:03
of you for four and you for three okay
00:40:05
but I have four five six seven so I drw
00:40:08
14 cards from kinder
00:40:10
Discovery and I make seven foods seven
00:40:13
Clues and I make four Mana from
00:40:16
this 10 11 12 13 14
00:40:21
okay I'm going to wait for you to
00:40:24
discard there's a lot there's a lot
00:40:25
going on it's terrific so we have four
00:40:28
Mana from this we will use that four
00:40:29
Mana to replay jira I have what one Mana
00:40:34
floating we have 14 Mana from these
00:40:35
we'll spend uh two we'll play paragan
00:40:38
tuuk we're going to spend three to play
00:40:41
Academy manufacturer oh man uh imag if
00:40:44
that was there before the before the
00:40:45
comat we're going to play Harden scales
00:40:48
okay and then I might just sack a bunch
00:40:50
of food cuz I'm at four so we had 1 two
00:40:54
3 4 five six yeah so six what six that's
00:40:59
how much more Mana I spent after that
00:41:01
okay so then I am going to tap this and
00:41:07
four of these to sacrifice these three
00:41:10
Clues and gain nine life those or these
00:41:12
these three food rather so
00:41:14
okay and then I'm discarding so we're
00:41:16
keeping
00:41:17
this we are keeping
00:41:21
this three guys have any enchantment
00:41:24
removal four five uh no the only card
00:41:29
that I believe destroys enchantments
00:41:31
that also says the word commander on it
00:41:32
is CL will Fair uh which I discarded
00:41:35
earlier okay all right we're discarding
00:41:37
all these oh actually we already play a
00:41:39
land right yeah goodbye requ Tower oh
00:41:41
well what I I already play a land that
00:41:44
this seems like a misplay I drew it when
00:41:46
I drew fam million cards just it's your
00:41:49
turn go
00:41:51
ahead those hands must be quite good the
00:41:54
cards you kept that's uh there are some
00:41:56
very good cards in my hand my goodness I
00:41:58
will tap one for a soul Warden I will
00:42:01
tap one for an Essence
00:42:03
Warden that's one life and then two life
00:42:07
yes I will tap four for a rocks Faith
00:42:11
mender when I gain life gain twice that
00:42:13
much instead so you just casual six this
00:42:16
is now one this is one two three is six
00:42:19
yeah hell yeah I will pass the turn I'll
00:42:22
untap I'll realize that I forgot to put
00:42:24
two extra counters on my to of Legends
00:42:26
you'll do it now sure when I attacked
00:42:27
last turn so all the commenters who were
00:42:29
like Joey forgot a trigger should have
00:42:30
watched the whole video before you
00:42:31
commented there you go so Legends
00:42:34
draw that is a land but it's not a good
00:42:37
one I'm sorry you know what would be
00:42:39
nice actually if these were a little bit
00:42:41
smaller they do take up a lot
00:42:45
of really we should all be playing tiny
00:42:48
M all right apparently the only Basics I
00:42:50
can draw is Forest which is ironic cuz
00:42:53
that's the color with the least amount
00:42:55
of representation in my deck actually so
00:42:56
this it funny but whatever we we're roll
00:42:58
with it we do what we do we're going to
00:43:01
tap that for white I'll play another
00:43:03
background Noble Heritage my commanders
00:43:06
have when this creature enters the
00:43:07
battlefield and at the beginning of my
00:43:08
upkeep each player may put two counters
00:43:09
on a creature they control for each
00:43:11
opponent who does I gain protection from
00:43:12
that player until their next turn oh
00:43:14
very exciting I don't know how many
00:43:16
people will actually take that deal cuz
00:43:17
you don't have creatures I will you are
00:43:19
going to kill me uh but you know we'll
00:43:21
see and then we'll cast T from my hand
00:43:26
you just get one two so she'll enter
00:43:27
with an extra counter off of Master Chef
00:43:29
she'll be tapped because of the
00:43:30
authority of the consoles but then Noble
00:43:32
Heritage will trigger and I will put two
00:43:34
plus one counters on her and then each
00:43:36
opponent may also put two plus counters
00:43:38
on something they control it as well I
00:43:39
think I'll
00:43:41
pass no but you got to hold scales in
00:43:44
play Man true I know lot be a lot more
00:43:46
so I've got protection from Olivia don't
00:43:48
attack me I don't think you were
00:43:49
planning to it's not really my goal here
00:43:53
did I G from Tana play an island I don't
00:43:56
think you did actually cuz you would
00:43:57
have gained six life off of her from
00:44:00
that that that and
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00:44:03
that
00:44:04
[Laughter]
00:44:08
reimund do I want to say no I'll just do
00:44:10
this too I'll play Jay's fantasm uh it
00:44:13
has flying it gets plus floor plus floor
00:44:15
as long as an opponent has 10 or more
00:44:16
cards his or her
00:44:19
graveyard huge and I will pass oh it's
00:44:22
dead go ahead it's sorry I need my Chum
00:44:26
Chum okay I have a large Cannon Ellie
00:44:29
are you uh always are you having a
00:44:31
moment of Crisis always I think Ellie
00:44:33
Ellie is like it's time to get them life
00:44:35
is a crisis time to get them so we have
00:44:37
using all one brain cell for anxiety
00:44:39
wait another T Legends the command 11
00:44:42
foods and nine
00:44:44
clues did we had removal at some point
00:44:48
didn't happen a draw I got a little bit
00:44:49
like if on that but like still that's
00:44:51
like like a lot of you should be able to
00:44:52
solve the case now you think I I I I I
00:44:55
mean I might be able to solve the
00:44:59
case so let's start with profs identic
00:45:04
memory okay so when batt draw a card you
00:45:07
have no maximum hand size at the
00:45:08
beginning of combat in your turn if
00:45:09
you've drawn more than one card this
00:45:10
turn put X plus one plus one counters on
00:45:12
a creature where X the number of cards
00:45:14
you've drawn this turn you draw two I am
00:45:16
going to tap two of my Clues and then
00:45:20
sacrifice them and draw a card you'll
00:45:22
draw two cards yeah so we are at plus
00:45:26
four drawn you sacked two Clues uh sorry
00:45:28
yeah I sacked one of them okay double
00:45:30
tap to one
00:45:32
then I'm I I was the the text is too big
00:45:35
for him
00:45:36
I uh we're going to tap two more
00:45:39
sacrifice draw two more uh we're going
00:45:42
to do
00:45:44
this again draw two more holy kapop I'm
00:45:49
looking for a certain card and I haven't
00:45:50
drawn it it's unfortunate oh yes so sad
00:45:53
oh okay creat wolf Behemoth yeah okay
00:45:57
the fact that that was met with total
00:45:58
silence is actually insulting on that
00:46:00
was good it was good it was good that
00:46:02
was good come on I am going to play
00:46:05
Senator
00:46:06
peaco*ck he said it like it was he was
00:46:09
looking for artifacts I control are also
00:46:11
Clues from the clue set artifacts of
00:46:13
control are also Clues whenever I
00:46:15
sacrifice a a clue Target creature can't
00:46:17
be blocked this turn mhm I am then going
00:46:20
to play knowledge is power creatures you
00:46:24
control get plus X Plus X where X is the
00:46:26
number of cards you've drawn this turn
00:46:27
uh-huh I love that card so we've
00:46:29
currently drawn nine cards so all of my
00:46:32
creatures have plus 9 +
00:46:34
n are you trying to make yourself
00:46:37
smaller so that feeling tack Target yeah
00:46:40
right this I'm just just
00:46:43
uh going to put these all right
00:46:47
here don't hurt me I'm just a little
00:46:49
everything on
00:46:50
thund God please so please do it I need
00:46:54
to see this no no I cannot not without
00:46:56
the overlapping I didn't say I didn't
00:46:58
say not overlapping oh I mean then yes I
00:47:00
can f your whole deck onction what
00:47:03
not how many cards are in my deck in
00:47:06
case I just don't like deck myself with
00:47:07
Kinder Discovery I actually would love
00:47:09
for you to try that would be you need to
00:47:10
have an alternate success condition of
00:47:12
knocking yourself out of the game we're
00:47:14
going to go to
00:47:15
combat comat chameleon Colossus is going
00:47:20
to attack
00:47:21
Olivia 41 and Dick four dogs are going
00:47:25
to attack over here mhm two dogs are
00:47:28
going to attack over here so we have the
00:47:32
trigger of Kinder Discovery four five
00:47:35
six seven dogs are attacking I'm going
00:47:36
to draw 14 cards come on you you're
00:47:38
sending two dogs at me she's 141 that
00:47:41
doubles yeah chaman
00:47:43
coloss I'm also I'm going to make
00:47:45
everything unblockable but because all
00:47:46
my artifacts are Clues because of her
00:47:47
and I'm going to tap them for Mana
00:47:49
sacrifice to make everything unblockable
00:47:50
I see eight I regret everything about 10
00:47:54
11 12 13 14 so this adds how much Mana
00:48:02
do you play fog I guess we can there are
00:48:04
three fogs in here that's funny we'll
00:48:07
double this before the Mana trigger I
00:48:09
think there's one fog in here there's
00:48:11
obscuring Haze says the word commander
00:48:12
on it so this is plus 21 so this was 25
00:48:16
power so this becomes 50 power it adds
00:48:18
50 mana and I am going
00:48:21
to
00:48:22
sacrifice I thought I had one more
00:48:25
turn what are we going to do with that
00:48:27
one more turn down I mean I was going to
00:48:28
do something kind of fun I'm going to
00:48:30
sacrifice we have six seven attackers
00:48:33
we're going to sacrifice all of these
00:48:35
the dogs get their Revenge it's sad to
00:48:36
me that nobody killed any dogs except
00:48:39
for me once again I don't like that
00:48:41
sentence I sacrificing all these to
00:48:44
Sophia's ability to put 14 uh counters
00:48:46
on all of my dogs with Harden scales so
00:48:48
all of my you just searched for a
00:48:51
BX I did nothing of the sort what are
00:48:54
you talking about all of my dogs are all
00:48:55
my attackers are plus 35 plus 35 I'm
00:48:58
going to double this how much more Mana
00:49:00
do I have from that it had 50 Mana so
00:49:02
yeah I have what 46 Mana I'm going to
00:49:04
double this one seven more times so it's
00:49:08
like this one's like I don't know a a
00:49:10
bazillion power unlock it's unblockable
00:49:13
they're all unblockable because of
00:49:14
because of Cent
00:49:17
peaco*ck pass priority before blocks I'm
00:49:20
going to Blunt The Assault I will gain
00:49:22
one life for each creature on the
00:49:23
battlefield and prevent all combat
00:49:24
damage I will Fierce Guardians ship the
00:49:26
card you got from your
00:49:27
deck cuz I basically have my deck in
00:49:30
hand your entire deck in your
00:49:32
hand even I did have anary Haze I'm just
00:49:35
like
00:49:37
a damn dude I'm going to sco before
00:49:40
attack I I I had Grizzly spectacle in my
00:49:43
hand so I could have destroyed a
00:49:45
creature and made a mill equal to its
00:49:47
power and that was that was my one shot
00:49:49
why did you from black that's Pro black
00:49:52
you would you can't see it CU these guys
00:49:54
are all [__] enormous all yeah all of
00:49:57
my creatures were plus like 40 there I
00:49:59
would have just held on to that yeah no
00:50:02
I probably would have countered whatever
00:50:04
I did anyway so but we got revenge for
00:50:08
well done Brian we did it iconic love
00:50:12
abely really you guys left me as the
00:50:14
only dog Killer really I don't mind the
00:50:17
victory I just uh going down like that I
00:50:19
never got to enough lands to do anything
00:50:21
else you did have a lot of life I did
00:50:24
this was the card I was digging for and
00:50:25
then I found Senator peaco*ck which is
00:50:26
another to just make all my all my dogs
00:50:28
unblockable so the whole premise of this
00:50:30
is that as soon as I can get Merkel out
00:50:32
just start murdering everything I have
00:50:34
and making it enchantments yeah and I
00:50:36
have the very stupid thing of isocon
00:50:39
scepter and pull from eternity so I can
00:50:41
pull them back out of Exile animate them
00:50:44
wow okay that's funny I I saw like P
00:50:48
fraternity on like in the deck I'm like
00:50:49
what is this doing here that an isochron
00:50:51
in here and then heroic intervention
00:50:53
there's a couple other instance that I
00:50:54
can just have to like keep myself around
00:50:57
not let people get my Stu that's like a
00:50:58
really fun way to use I gu most people
00:51:00
are doing really dumb stuff with isog
00:51:01
scepter and that's like it's hilarious
00:51:03
why do stupid mean stuff when you can do
00:51:05
unhinged [__] instead yeah good man good
00:51:08
game well played like I would be
00:51:10
impressed but this is every deck you
00:51:12
built in B they're they're it's dogs
00:51:14
it's dogs though this is every deck
00:51:15
you've built in bant I just made dogs
00:51:17
and I made them do powerful things
00:51:19
everything every deck you've
00:51:21
built I draw a lot more cards than usual
00:51:23
with this every deck you
00:51:25
built you forget I live with you and I
00:51:28
see literally everything between games
00:51:31
everybody that thinks I'm salty this is
00:51:33
all I ever experienced as far as
00:51:35
Commander with Brian Kibler
00:51:38
so baby but not this we hadn't seen this
00:51:40
before that's I had not this was my yeah
00:51:44
this was my palette cleanse right here
00:51:46
I'm so happy about that that's so this
00:51:48
is phenomenal honestly this was the
00:51:50
highlight this was
00:51:51
forgettable this is the [__] you're not
00:51:54
wrong you're not wrong my story isn't oh
00:51:57
and Brian overran the table with plus 40
00:51:59
plus 40 story is this [__] came
00:52:01
in with an oversized threx in a tiny Ben
00:52:03
not a size
00:52:06
queen it was thanks for coming
00:52:08
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00:52:11
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00:52:14
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00:52:17
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00:52:35
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00:52:38
slow rolled us too and at the beginning
00:52:40
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00:52:42
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00:52:44
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00:52:46
maybe this whole thing is L the noral
00:52:50
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00:52:54
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00:52:58
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00:53:00
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00:53:02
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00:53:04
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00:53:08
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